Ethereal Kaleidoscope

It's like if your favourite bohemian holiday kaftan came home from a wild night out in Mykonos, got into the art school paints, and now swears it’s never leaving the villa. Sheer, featherlight chiffon floats around your skin like you’re starring in a perfume ad shot somewhere expensive. It billows just enough. Slips over bathers for the poolside or jazzes up sensible shorts if you're running late for brunch. The trick is in the print - an almost-kaleidoscopic collision of animal motifs with so much ‘mock’ bling printed on that some will do a double take and wonder which Bond movie you nipped this from. Massive border energy too - bold contrast that frames the movement without looking like you stole nan’s scarf. There are bright hits of colour all over, but none overpower the other, which is rare for a print this committed to maximalist living. Oversized and all about comfort with zero stretch (don’t even bother finding your Spanx), it feels like you’re swanning about in something extravagant yet slightly cheeky, which… same honestly. Hand wash it cold, hang it up, and pretend it’s part of your art collection when not in use.