Cozy Chunky Jumpsuit

Now, there’s a fine line between looking like you’ve raided your partner’s toolbox and looking like you’re about to judge the fourth quarter finals at the local dog show. And then, lo and behold, right there in the middle - the jumpsuit. Nothing says effortless like this easy-wear, easy-care creation. It’s chunkier than a surfboard that’s been double glassed by a nervous teenager worried about a wipeout but with none of the weight. The wide-leg cut is totally old-school cool if you fancy letting your ankles have an adventure in fresh air. Forget about tight anything. This is loose, long, and large on comfort with signature patch pockets that scream (well, maybe whisper if they’re feeling shy) ‘functionality’. And did someone say ‘corduroy’? Not something your pop wore in 1982 but ultra-soft and gently ribbed so you’ll look smooth but never slippery – despite any Champagne spills from excited hand gestures at brunch with the girls. There’s cheeky metallic buttons for accidental jazz hands too and not a single zipper in sight because who has time for origami-like undressing? A high-five from that clever gathered neckline as it scoops just right under the arms - always ready to be layered up or stripped down depending on mood or season. And there’s more! Available in colourways from almost-classic to quietly bold – all boasting that same textured intrigue for tactile types. This garment doesn’t need lipstick - it does its own talking.